I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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