redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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