Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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