Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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