i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize