News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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