nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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