we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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