i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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