My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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