I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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