I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
worst night to have a conscience
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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