loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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