she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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