i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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