no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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