Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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