the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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