I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
