Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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