i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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