we're blogging at a bar
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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