I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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