Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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