TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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