this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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