Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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