I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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