I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
As shirtless as possible
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
