But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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