I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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