How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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