Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just send me my own nude
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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