check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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