But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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