I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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