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(415): View more from California

thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.

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(208): View more from Idaho

this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this

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(347): View more from New York

when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign

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(330): View more from Ohio

He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.

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(519): View more from Ontario

he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it

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(509): View more from Washington

i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron

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(641): View more from Iowa

bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I have post one night stand depression

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