Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
