k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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