honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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