Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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