Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize