Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
