I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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