two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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