My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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