do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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