"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Sorry about my life...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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