...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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