I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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