This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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