Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sorry about my life...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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