just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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