You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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