Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
